We know from canon sources that Haagenti will grant titles to servitors holding Words pertaining to bodily functions rather than just types of food, cuisine, or consumption. In fact, he has two distinct canonical nobles dedicated to burps: the Baron of Eructation and the Earl of Belching.
To get on this week’s list, each body parts, byproduct, function or condition must have something to do with eating or drinking. Those with weaker connections may have little or no Distinction. Those with stronger connections tend to have greater Distinction and multiple slight variations in the same Word might be granted. Generally speaking Haagenti expects the stronger variant to consume the weaker one, but alliances have been known to occur.
This is a bit of a long list, so I’m not going into much detail. Please feel free to add more examples in the comments or ask for an expansion/explanation in the comments.
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