Kindergarten is for Children. That’s Coenobita’s raison d’etre. E travels the world from school to school, possessing parents, teachers, and administrators as necessary to ensure this one truth is not forgotten. Of course Coenobita isn’t in it for the adults, so a portion of eir forces usually inhabit a class pet, and another bit some local bird or cat that can move quickly to carry the word if reinforcements are needed.
Coenobita’s celestial form looks something like a hermit crab whose “shell” is the last human e possessed. Like all Kyriotates, eir celestial body is made up of a surplus of eyes, mouths, and limbs borrowed from other creatures e has inhabited.